Contest Winner! Your Zombie Escape Plan!

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IMG_0812We here at FilmSnobbery just ended a contest where we asked our fans to provide us with their best zombie escape plan. We received man entries, and below is the winning plan! The winner was Jeremy Puent, co-host of The Power Geeks Show! Below is his winning entry:

Here is my escape plan… This is eyes only and I am trusting you with
my life in the future for when this happens if my plans were to leak
to the public… everyone would surely recognize the genius and follow
this thus causing a major bottleneck and stopping my successful
survival…. This is unacceptable….

Anyways… here goes!
First you have to have a Zombie Survival Kit (Which I do!)
it contains the following items:
1 Kickass Leather Jacket for protecting the skin from the filthy
mouths of the hungry undead
1 Shirt recognizing one of the best Zombie fighters in History (to
keep me grounded and remind me of those that came before me see pic
attached Hint his name is Ash)
1 S Mart BoomStick (also known as a big ass shotgun!)
plenty of Zombie Repellent (also known as Shotgun shells)
4 cases of water
various canned goods
Flashlights, glow stciks
and 1 flamethrower (just because it’ll be awesome to roast a few of them)
1Barrett M107 .50 Caliber sniper rifle with loads of ammo
1 Glock 21 .40 caliber with a bunch of ammo

Now, I live in the burbs of Chicago up on the NW side… just past
O’Hare airport… so timing will be important. Depending on when the
outbreak occurs that causes the dead to rise from the graves… I’ll
have to “Borrow” my hillbilly neighbors “truck” (it’s one of those
outrageous Monster Trucks on a gigantic lift kit)… This should make
it pretty easy to accomplish my number one task which is get to the
Sears Tower (Yes, I am aware some jackass bought it and changed the
name… but hey… I grew up here… It’ll always be the Sears Tower
to me!) anyhow, I figure that’ll give me a nice high vantage point to
kill as many as I can and stay above any swarms and spot any other
survivors to signal to. This should provide me enough time to figure
out what caused it, stop or reverse it to save humanity… or at the
very least… take as many of the undead sumbitches with me!

Hope you enjoyed my plan… and remember EYES ONLY,,, so don’t be
letting the rest of the idiots (I mean Civilians) out there in on the
plan… if you want to meet me there to stay alive, that’s ok. However
the secrecy of this plan could be the determining factor in the
survival of the whole human race.
Best of Luck to you.

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2 Comments

  • This is hilarious!! I love the “borrow” my neighbors “truck” bit! Great stuff.

    And I will make sure to share this with everyone!! *evil laugh*

    - @geekgirls

  • Hmmm.
    I never saw that page for that contest. I wasn't aware I was referencing anything.
    Doesn't everyone have a plan for when the zombies come?
    =)
    Thanks for the linkage.

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